San Francisco’s “un-hotel” is a funky boutique in a prime location. But that’s not what keeps the guests coming back. The Hotel Triton is quirky, kitschy, and funky. Designed in deep jewel colors with curvy, plush furniture, the place exudes a hip vibe. Triton is a celebrity hotel. It’s not uncommon to see Mike Meyers in some shagadelic gear or Courtney Love on a binge. The best part: Some celebs have designed signature rooms at the Hotel Triton. Carlos Santana created the Black Magic Room. Jerry Garcia’s suite houses the same silk fabric used in his fashion line and his own self-portrait. To really party like a rock star, stay a night in Anthony Kiedis’s Red Hot Love Nest, complete with custom designed “Funkiture” made from the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ road cases. And only in California would you be able to rest you head in eco-friendly rooms where many of the textiles are made from hemp and the sheets are organic cotton. Stay in Woody Harrelson’s suite and really feel like a philanthropist: 10% of the room’s profits are donated to Oasis Preserve International. Celebrities aren’t included in the price of your stay, but you will sure feel like one when the hotel’s complimentary limo shuttles you around the city.