karaisma4all's Profile

* I am 33 years old.
* I have a precocious eight year old daughter who I am raising alone.
* I am a Christian. Don’t call me judgmental or a hypocrite and I won’t call you a jerkface.
* I am a full-time student and left the security of a stable career to pursue my education. I attend the University of Mobile in Mobile, Alabama.
* I have had a 4.0 GPA until one lousy lit class; now I have a 3.96. I plan to pursue my PhD.
* I work for a stock brokerage.
* I also decorate cakes.
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* My feet are very sensitive.
* I do not know the html for bullets.
* I think Socrates was an obnoxious tard.
* I believe Jimmy Buffett is a modern day philsopher.
* My favorite color is a light, icy blue.
* I’m allergic to cats.
* I’m addicted to reality television.
* Nuees Ardentes is the best band in the world.
* Brendan Fraser and Ty Pennington are the two hottest men on the planet.
* I used to live with a dominatrix. No, she wasn’t all that attractive. No, we didn’t sleep together. And no, I won’t spank you.
* I think Judge Roy Moore is the antichrist!!!
* I am not a registered Republican, but I am a conservative.
* I love girly movies, girly books and girly gifts.
* I want a bonsai tree.
* Droopy is the best cartoon character ever. Bar none.
* My favorite flower is the tulip.
* I hate science.
* I’m fascinated with World War II and anything relating to the pop culture of the 1940s including pinups, music, fashion and/or style and design.
* I believe O.J. did it and that Michael Jackson is a perv.
* Crazy people gravitate toward me. I’m going to write a book about them one day.
* Sad movies and horror movies are intolerable.
* Mmmmmmmm. Spaghetti.

* I hate drama and will not tolerate it on ANY level in my personal life or on the perimeter of my personal life.
* I hate liars. I won’t lie to you and I expect you to give me the same respect.
* I don’t force my views on others. Do not force your views on me.
* If every single post you make bashes my religion, politics or beliefs in any way, I will take that as a personal attack and block you. If you believe so strongly that I am wrong, uninformed, ignorant, or idealistic, don’t try to befriend me. It’ll save us both a lot of time. I embrace your right to diversity and your right to free speech. I understand that there are occasions when your ideas will conflict with my core values/principals/beliefs/thought structures and totally respect that. HOWEVER, I will not be bombarded with a Fby friends who feel inclined to tell me that Christians are stupid, Republicans are gimptards or people who eat black licorice have headlice. I don’t appreciate it and I won’t tolerate it. Kapeesh?

* My therapist said I’m not retarded and that what I have can be treated with extensive therapy and medication.

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1940s, 40s, a clockwork orange, affection, al, alabama, animation, art, arts and crafts, autumn, banter, barbecue, big band, blues, brendan fraser, cake decorating, cartoons, charisma, chicken sandwiches, chik-fil-a, chocolate, christ, christian, christianity, coffee, comedy, computers, conservatism, conversation, creating memories, cuddling, darts, dasani, david bowie, diet coke, dried flowers, driving, droopy, eisenstadt, elves, elvis, expression, faeries, fantasy, fine print, finger painting, florabama, fma, foosacklys, foot massages, fortitude, friends, giraffes, goals, god, grass between my toes, gulf coast, hanging out, history, holidays, html, humor, i spy, ibby, ibbyisms, indie, jazz, jesus, jimmy buffett, john cusack, john malkovich, karaisma, kids, kissing, laughing, life magazine, live, live music, livejournal, lj, louis armstrong, love at first sight, mardi gras, marilyn monroe, men, mobile, monet, moonlight, motherhood, movies, music, my daughter, neopets, nuees ardentes, opera, patriotism, pebble ice, photography, piano, pin-up girls, pinups, poetry, politics, pool, pringles, puzzles, raggedy ann, rain, reader’s digest condensed books, reading, reality shows, riddles, robert jordan, robin hood, rosie the riveter, rum and coca-cola, ruthie, salvation, sarcasm, sci-fi, simplicity, smoking, snow globes, snowmen, solaris, spirituality, swimming, swing dancing, symbolism, tall men, television, tex avery, the beach, the princess bride, the time warp, travel, truth in advertising, turtles, web design, wheel of time, winston churchill, wit, world war ii, writing, wwii