"Thank God for places like Groucho Club. Every city should be required to have a members only as strict as this one. The likes of me having to chat it up with some washed up soap star would be much slimmer. The Groucho has been around forever and has a hot scene. Last time I was there I ended up dancing with Mick Jagger. Sure, he’s, like, ancient, but he looks super cute in leather pants. They have a dining room, but I much prefer to be at one of the three bars. And, if you have one too many (or a hot little Britty catches your fancy) the Groucho Club even has bedrooms."

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